I am the 2007 International Pun Champion, and a three-year participant in the Austin, TX-based competition.
I drove 10,000 miles from England to Mongolia in a tiny car painted like a Rubik's Cube for charity. (click here for full story)
I've been playing piano since 14, always trying to tackle really difficult compositions.
I am a major geography-phile, having traveled the world and learning how to write in multiple alphabets and how to say "I want to make love to a clown" in 15 languages. My favorite country for travel is Georgia, where I co-own an Italian Restaurant named "Piano".
I never learned how to type with more than two fingers. As a result, I type 110 WPM with two fingers.
I once grabbed the mike and rapped at an Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes concert. When I was living in California, this was my vanity plate:
I ran the Boston Marathon without training back in college, and I enjoy cheek whistling and solving rubik's cubes to the theme of "Perfect Stranger"s.
And I currently live in NYC in a buzzerless building, where I lower the key down to visitors from a fishing pole attached to a hat from Uzbekistsan.