internet portfolio of joe sabia

 

BIO

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I am the 2007 International Pun Champion, and a three-year participant in the Austin, TX-based competition.

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I drove 10,000 miles from England to Mongolia in a tiny car painted like a Rubik's Cube for charity. (click here for full story)

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I've been playing piano since 14, always trying to tackle really difficult compositions.

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I love to travel, and I'm in the stupidest competition with my friend Ryan.

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I am a major geography-phile, having traveled the world and learning how to write in multiple alphabets and how to say "I want to make love to a clown" in 15 languages.

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My favorite country for travel is Georgia, where I co-own an Italian Restaurant named "Piano".

I never learned how to type with more than two fingers. As a result, I type 110 WPM with two fingers.

I once grabbed the mike and rapped at an Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes concert. (skip to 4:20 in the video) When I was living in California, this was my vanity plate:

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I once serenaded Kim Kardashian with an acoustic guitar on Telemundo

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I ran the Boston Marathon without training back in college, and I enjoy cheek whistling and solving rubik's cubes to the theme of "Perfect Stranger"s.

And I currently live in NYC in a buzzerless building, where I lower the key down to visitors from a fishing pole attached to a hat from Uzbekistsan.